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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 08, 2018
October 05, 2018
October 09, 2018
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. ice 346 cream 346 flavors ice cream - several suspicious flavors (spongesqueezing, maybeberry, death by vanilla, thingy & coutertop) listed merely to boost the total to 346. lugubrio's since 1904 lugubrio's - grim edifice & decay-ing waitstaff prompted patron complaints of anxiety & depression. also, gaping hole blown through salad bar sneezeguard. mughraeibhnaorheach - undeter-minable ethnicity - scandinavian? gaelic? urdu? plus most dishes on menu contain gravel, silt or pumice. homerule authentic d.c. cuisine homerule authentic d.c. cuisine - there is no such thing, not since they closed down all the "little taverns."
DCBakerEsq over 6 years ago
But, McDonalds is still open?
ellisaana Premium Member over 6 years ago
No such thing as authentic DC cuisine? The patrons at Ben’s Chili Bowl would argue there is.
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
Mughraeibhnaorheach is a Geophagia’s delight!
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Hey! I liked Lugubrio’s!