Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 25, 2016

I can safely say that I have never been in that bucket.

That bucket is not on my list.

Why, actually…

Yes, I have.

When those little guys butt the udder, you need to make sure that bottle’s not in the wrong place.

Have You Ever Been Experienced?

I had a charlie horse in my calf once.Does that count?

The man and the calf enjoys an audience..

To add insult to injury, it’s Homo Milk.

NEVER… I say NEVER support the bucket with your crotch. I mean… come on!!!

Its the old pizza box trick.

Now my mind is roaming … where on Earth did you find this artwork, Teresa? An almanac, maybe?

I have been there when I was a kid at my uncle Muncie’s farm. Collected eggs and did other farm stuff too.

I grew up on a farm, so I know, too.

Silly boy! Do you really need to ask?