Thatababy by Paul Trap for September 03, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    Carlos must not have read Herman Melville.

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    hcarpenter1  about 8 years ago

    sounds like more fun to be had……

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    Rob Smith Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Queequegs is good, but my favorite Starbucks takeoff is from the comic Zits who (20 years ago) called it Fourbucks.

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    Christopher Shea  about 8 years ago

    That Time I Spent on a Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective on the World

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    eolan59  about 8 years ago

    Moby Dick By Herman Melville

    Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

    Ishmael “Call me Ishmael”.

    Captain Ahab “Crew, we will seek the white whale and kill it, because I am insane.”

    Crew “Alas, your destructive obsession will be our undoing.” (They almost find the white whale. Then they almost find the white whale. Then they find it.)

    Captain Ahab “I stab at thee. I stab at thee”. (Everybody dies except Ishmael, although this is no surprise, because it was foreshadowed CONTINUALLY from the BEGINNING.)

    THE END

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    prfesser  about 8 years ago

    I read Moby Dick about 6 times. On the sixth time I actually made it past Chapter 2 and … believe it or else … actually finished the book! Last year!

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    Godfreydaniel  about 8 years ago

    @tsandlSome call that “padding” but I call it “blubber”……..Whereas there’s hardly a dull moment in the ten thousand page “War and Peace.”

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    Charlie Tuba  about 8 years ago

    Moby Dick in one minute:https://youtu.be/pKhUoFCBhNE

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Your dad’s crazy!

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    ktrabbit  about 8 years ago

    I love that logo!

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    Nancy Murphy  about 8 years ago

    My white whale was Somerset Maugham’s Texas – it seemed to go on forever!

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    Chloe the Cucumber  over 6 years ago

    Moby Dick plus Moana????????????

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