Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2016
Transcript:
"Fifty Shades of Green 'You is smell gud,' say Larry. 'And you smoove curves. Me luv dem' 'You. Are. Mine,' growl Larry. 'And me gonna run my mouf all over you body parts.'" Alligator: Must you talk so much every time we get a bucket of chicken? Larry: Wife no unnerstand me.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Does the chicken have a “safety” word?
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Brings a whole new meaning to “Finger-lickin’ good.”
cdgar almost 8 years ago
Really had me going there Stephan. The comic censors were probably getting excited too.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Your wife doesn’t understand you because she doesn’t want to. That was disturbing.
noahproblem almost 8 years ago
“Love me like you chew, la-la-love me like you chew…”
Bilan almost 8 years ago
Is he talking to the chicken or the Colonel?
asianwoof almost 8 years ago
I won’t bite…hard…but I promise to lick my fingers when I’m done…no utensils needed.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
LOL! Love it!
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Never underestimate the power of a bucket of chicken with one Larry Croc !…………….Croc Power !
PICTO almost 8 years ago
Plump white breasts… tender juicy thighs… and it comes in buckets.
Clearstream almost 8 years ago
…that was disturbing. Wonder what the comic strip censors have to say about it?
laurac5800 almost 8 years ago
(facepalm)
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
The speech bubble totally flattened his wife’s beehive
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Now I won’t be able to eat fried chicken without feeling dirty!
Dr.DocSmith almost 8 years ago
Great, very funny! I will try this one on my girlfriend….
pugmahone12 almost 8 years ago
Thanks for the crocs. Not a moment too soon.
jimboklein almost 8 years ago
Anybody remember the KFC promotion tied in with the 1992 Olympics? They offered a Nancy Kerrigan kid’s meal — two small breasts and a battered thigh.
Radish the wordsmith almost 8 years ago
Wife is jealous.
Loopy Frogger Premium Member almost 8 years ago
ROFLMAO what a great way to start a Sunday. Thanks Pastis you are great as usual.
Thomas R. Williams almost 8 years ago
Much wittier writing than in those vapid novels.
A_NY_Outlaw almost 8 years ago
larry has no shame.
evsxrk almost 8 years ago
Ha! This is a great one.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Larry looks good in a suit. The whip’s a nice touch, too. (Or riding crop, can’t quite tell..)
Michael Beeson Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I can’t believe the characters don’t complain to Pastis in the last frame!
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Wow.
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Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Larry Author is a croc of few words. He lets his actions speak for himNot Patti. She thinks he’s just a crock….
Oshietekun almost 8 years ago
Fifty Shades of Gross.
deadheadzan almost 8 years ago
So hilarious!
HowieL almost 8 years ago
Larry like Bite Down Some More
Skoally over 7 years ago
ahhh so juicy
Ernest Lemmingway over 7 years ago
May Stephan Pastis rot for eternity for referencing Fifty Shades of Gray. That’s one book I would advocate burning simply because it’s so far off base about the realities of power exchange and sheeple believe it’s accurate.
glowing-steak32 about 7 years ago
Still better than the actual book.
Josequeen almost 3 years ago
WHY ARE REPTILES SO FUNNY AND CUTE IN COMIC STRIPS
rgcviper over 2 years ago
How steamy …
Good one, with the “50 Shades of Green”. Made me laugh.