Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2016
Transcript:
"Fifty Shades of Green 'You is smell gud,' say Larry. 'And you smoove curves. Me luv dem' 'You. Are. Mine,' growl Larry. 'And me gonna run my mouf all over you body parts.'" Alligator: Must you talk so much every time we get a bucket of chicken? Larry: Wife no unnerstand me.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Does the chicken have a “safety” word?
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Brings a whole new meaning to “Finger-lickin’ good.”
cdgar over 8 years ago
Really had me going there Stephan. The comic censors were probably getting excited too.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Your wife doesn’t understand you because she doesn’t want to. That was disturbing.
noahproblem over 8 years ago
“Love me like you chew, la-la-love me like you chew…”
Bilan over 8 years ago
Is he talking to the chicken or the Colonel?
asianwoof over 8 years ago
I won’t bite…hard…but I promise to lick my fingers when I’m done…no utensils needed.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
LOL! Love it!
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Never underestimate the power of a bucket of chicken with one Larry Croc !…………….Croc Power !
PICTO over 8 years ago
Plump white breasts… tender juicy thighs… and it comes in buckets.
Clearstream over 8 years ago
…that was disturbing. Wonder what the comic strip censors have to say about it?
laurac5800 over 8 years ago
(facepalm)
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
The speech bubble totally flattened his wife’s beehive
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Now I won’t be able to eat fried chicken without feeling dirty!
Dr.DocSmith over 8 years ago
Great, very funny! I will try this one on my girlfriend….
pugmahone12 over 8 years ago
Thanks for the crocs. Not a moment too soon.
jimboklein over 8 years ago
Anybody remember the KFC promotion tied in with the 1992 Olympics? They offered a Nancy Kerrigan kid’s meal — two small breasts and a battered thigh.
Radish... over 8 years ago
Wife is jealous.
Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 8 years ago
ROFLMAO what a great way to start a Sunday. Thanks Pastis you are great as usual.
Thomas R. Williams over 8 years ago
Much wittier writing than in those vapid novels.
A_NY_Outlaw over 8 years ago
larry has no shame.
evsxrk over 8 years ago
Ha! This is a great one.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
Larry looks good in a suit. The whip’s a nice touch, too. (Or riding crop, can’t quite tell..)
Michael Beeson Premium Member over 8 years ago
I can’t believe the characters don’t complain to Pastis in the last frame!
Number Three over 8 years ago
Wow.
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Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Larry Author is a croc of few words. He lets his actions speak for himNot Patti. She thinks he’s just a crock….
Oshietekun over 8 years ago
Fifty Shades of Gross.
deadheadzan over 8 years ago
So hilarious!
HowieL over 8 years ago
Larry like Bite Down Some More
Skoally over 8 years ago
ahhh so juicy
Ernest Lemmingway almost 8 years ago
May Stephan Pastis rot for eternity for referencing Fifty Shades of Gray. That’s one book I would advocate burning simply because it’s so far off base about the realities of power exchange and sheeple believe it’s accurate.
glowing-steak32 almost 8 years ago
Still better than the actual book.
Josequeen over 3 years ago
WHY ARE REPTILES SO FUNNY AND CUTE IN COMIC STRIPS
rgcviper almost 3 years ago
How steamy …
Good one, with the “50 Shades of Green”. Made me laugh.