The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 10, 2016
September 09, 2016
September 11, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Even though it's just our first date, things seem to be going so fast. Eno: I know. I'm starting to develop feelings for you already also. Woman: No, I mean that I called from the restaurants ladies room to apply for a restraining order.
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GROG Premium Member about 8 years ago
Eno really knows how to show a lady a good time.
jtviper7 about 8 years ago
You notice see waited until after she ate.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 8 years ago
There was another man in the ladies room?
Norman L Jones about 8 years ago
He may have “identified” as a woman
mourdac Premium Member about 8 years ago
Does Eno qualify for a quantity discount yet?
OldGunny about 8 years ago
He’ll be tried, in abstentia, for posession of testicles, and convicted before he gets back to his car! In Massachusetts, that’s a felony.
hcarpenter1 about 8 years ago
why the hell did you bother to agree to go out with him then stupid lady
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 8 years ago
I was sure she would slap him with that restraining order.