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I used to answer phones at a big box hardware store and got tired of a certain employees girlfriend of the hour calling. Yes he was married. After about two months of 12 -15 calls during his shift of at least 4 different women calling. It is hard to get any work done when you get constant calls and you are supposed to help customers not your self. So I saw his wife walk in the store and the calls kept coming and I would page him your girlfriend or wife is one line 1. Then sure enough another would call and I would page another girl friend on line 3. I didn’t see him at work after that day.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
That’s why you hire a woman secretary. They are much better at handling these situations.
RWill over 8 years ago
Not any more. In both cases.
J Short over 8 years ago
That’s why you answer the phone with “Whassup?”
Jeff0811 over 8 years ago
Never use first names. Always call your mistress “Baby” or “Honey”. Or better yet, be faithful to your wife you stupid bastard.
miscreant over 8 years ago
I used to answer phones at a big box hardware store and got tired of a certain employees girlfriend of the hour calling. Yes he was married. After about two months of 12 -15 calls during his shift of at least 4 different women calling. It is hard to get any work done when you get constant calls and you are supposed to help customers not your self. So I saw his wife walk in the store and the calls kept coming and I would page him your girlfriend or wife is one line 1. Then sure enough another would call and I would page another girl friend on line 3. I didn’t see him at work after that day.
KEA over 8 years ago
best yet… don’t get married
tbally57 over 8 years ago
“You’re fired…and I’m screwed twice over!!”
rekam over 8 years ago
Oops!
banjinshiju over 8 years ago
I wonder if it was “by accident.”