Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 06, 2016

Oooh! The guy on the right has extra buttons!..

~̰̤̯̖̯͎̼ͭ̌ ̸͓͍͍̹̭͇̪ͩS̪͙̣̣̹̱̜̔̈́̾u̢̠͚͔̗͓̾̔̀͜p̨̼͔͓̤͉͖̹̫͑ͭ͛̄̓͘͡ͅe̡̪̘̰̲̻̹͎̤ͬ̍̓̾͂̉ͭ̋̓̀r̵̗̙̣̯̅ͬͮͩf̸̡͙̗̓̃ḻ̴̯̭̹̳͖̈́u̡̧͙̰̝͇͕̹͆ͦ̌̈̉̀̈͗o̮̥͈̰̩̅̓̽̃̾͘͡u̥̬̬͉̇͑͐̃s̜̰͕̪̘͐͋͋̌̽ͨ͜ ̵̻͎̹̗͐̓͗͑̈͆ ̸̙̲̱͈̝͓̋͊̍̀ͫ̚ͅOͦ͋ͣ̌ͩ͆̍͘͏͏͈̲̟͓̣̻̜̭r̶̲̺͑̄̆ͧ̎͞n͎͌̂͂̍̅ͯ̀͟͠a͗ͥ͛̿̉͑͏̦̗̰̟́m̛̺͕̭̥̆̏͋ͣͨ̚ȇ͖̳͈̥͍̎͐ͯ͞n̟͎̓ͩ͜t̛̠̼ͪ̈̑a̵̦̮̺͍ͯͬ̉̍ͭ̍țͤ͌̍̎̀̕ͅi̧͇̺͇͕̥̳̅́ͭͣͧ́͞ơ̠̜̦̎͋͑̒n̓͛̏ͥ́҉͎̼͎̙̹͟ͅ ̶̡̞̱̫̬̺̗̳̌̋ͬ̆̏͆̆ͥ~̛͎̙̫ͯ̔͛̐̉ͬ͛̃

“My best scratcher has gone awry.”

“The inhabitants of Boston being confined within that town by the General their Governor, and having, in order to procure their dismission, entered into a treaty with him, it was stipulated that the said inhabitants having deposited their arms with their own magistrates, should have liberty to depart, taking with them their other effects. They accordingly delivered up their arms, but in open violation of honor, in defiance of the obligation of treaties, which even savage nations esteemed sacred, the Governor ordered the arms deposited as aforesaid, that they might be preserved for their owners, to be seized by a body of soldiers; detained the greatest part of the inhabitants in the town, and compelled the few who were permitted to retire, to leave their most valuable effects behind.”-Continental Congress, Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms, July 6, 1775

Regarding his right arm, that hidden obscene finger gesture in your coat has the better of you..

Regarding his hidden right arm, that hidden obscene finger gesture into the fourth dimension has the better of you..

Like Inspector Krogh (Lionel Atwell) in Son of Frankenstein, the unfortunate “after” photo on the right shows the effects of the shocking deed: as Krogh said, One doesn’t easily forget, Herr Baron, an arm torn out by the roots."Or, we could, I suppose, blame Teresa and Photoshop….

It is on the laund, with Faust.

Some men will do anything to avoid the armed service.

It only cost an arm but not a leg !

Now he can get stoned by filling up less.

Item found: a cartoonist with advanced photoshop skills and a quirky sense of humor. Oh, wait. We already knew that, right?

He might be a Freemason like Napoleon why they put their hand into their jacket like that.

Too derivative of The Accountant.

Any way you slice it, that’s a sharp look!

You too can lose 50 pounds, before and after photos.