Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 23, 2016
October 22, 2016
October 24, 2016
Transcript:
Mom: oops. Hon, could you get something to clean that up? Dad: sure. Dad: Do you want the vac, the broom, the mop, the swiffer, a rag...? Dad: I just brought everything. Mom: Too late.
Well, I guess we figured out what Puddles is… A lap dog…
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You know what your first mistake was, Frank?
You should have just went for the Flame Thrower. You could have effectively obliterated that stain so fast…and the look on Nancy’s face would have confirmed that you not only did it fast… but that you thoroughly got rid of that blemish. And the bonus….a few other things will get cleaned, that she didn’t even have to ask for. She’ll really take notice of that !!!
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My, My, My, How “Times” have changed. 50 years ago, a cartoon dad would have been depicted slipping on said goop, spinning head over heels in midair, and landing face first on the floor, with the cartoon mom saying something “Clever” like: “Honey, would you take out the garbage and clean up THAT Mess on the floor when you get back?”
Well at least Nany-bot didn’t spill the COFFEE…..,
We call our dog “Roomba.” I have a jar of small treats beside my chair, and every time he brings me something he has picked up off the floor, I “redeem” it with a little treat. Now he scours the floor for any little piece of paper, twig, leaf, etc, and brings it to me. Anything that gets tracked in or dropped on the floor gets turned in for a treat.
That’s how it works in my house, the dog cleaning up, not the husband helping. Mine wouldn’t even know where the cleaning supplies are, much less have any idea how to actually clean up a mess.
After every party at my house I never had to vacuum. I had two labs that would make sure no crumbs or spills were left. And they did a better job than myself with a vacuum.
Puzzle Whiz wondered where JayBluE was for a week. Whiz, I’ve read your posts on at least one other strip. Do you find the bouncing bird avatar as irritating as I do?
I don’t usually critique other people’s avatars (I don’t feel it’s my place to do so), but, no I don’t think it’s creepy at all.
I will also take a hike, disappear and leave this to those who enjoy overthinking this stuff. Maybe Earth Native will come back and take up the slack. Bye.
Puddles is far and away the most likable character in the strip, he must never grow old or sick, because he’s on my “A” Team. I never grow tired of defending the lonely Tiffany, enjoying the loving bond between Nancy and Frank. smiling at the carefree humor of Knute and Crystal, and missing the beautiful and idealistic Rosa. The rest all belong in therapy.
I admit no one makes me read any or all comments. Yet so often I read of others who act like they must do it!? Then they make a big deal of pulling out just so we notice them. The wedding story is fine, not a big wedding fan. But that is what it takes to stick with a comic strip. And this is one I have liked since I started reading it in the 1990’s. Now I am, thanks to Gocomics,getting to read all those “Luann” comics that weren’t in most news papers.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
I think we’ll need the mop to wipe away the dog drool on the floor. (If I were him, I would’ve gone with the rag.)
Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago
Today’s episode:
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Puddles for Puddles
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or
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Puddles the Roomba
JayBluE about 8 years ago
Well, I guess we figured out what Puddles is… A lap dog…
-You know what your first mistake was, Frank?
You should have just went for the Flame Thrower. You could have effectively obliterated that stain so fast…and the look on Nancy’s face would have confirmed that you not only did it fast… but that you thoroughly got rid of that blemish. And the bonus….a few other things will get cleaned, that she didn’t even have to ask for. She’ll really take notice of that !!!
-Yeah….let’s see Puddles do that !!!…
æ² about 8 years ago
The quicker picker-upper.
Real animals beat Dyson Animals? (Well, except for the “puddles” part. He wasn’t named that for nothing.)
JayBluE about 8 years ago
(A bit rusty, but here goes….)
“A Big Mess Understanding”
“Crap Duster”
“Take A Couple Laps, Fido”
“Broom Service”
“Scour Grapes”
“A Vac’s Innate Shun”
“A Hard Stain’s Gonna Fall” (♫)
“Good To The Last Mop”
“Poached By A Pooch”
“Utilitease”
“Everything Else Is Gravy”
“One More Bucket Off The List”
“Rag Against The Machine” (♪♫)
“Thought I Saw A Puddy Splat!”
or
“The Five Millisecond Rule”
AnyFace about 8 years ago
When a character’s entire body is portrayed in-frame, it’s referred to as “Full Figures In Action.”
æ² about 8 years ago
Cats: Initiate rigorous analysis and evaluation process first; consider the possibility of entertaining the potential edibility of item later.
Dogs: Eat first, suffer potential consequences later.
Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago
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What a crock.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Gee, Frank, did you forget to bring Puddles’ leash? ’Cause that pup will need to go for a walk (etc.) now!
The Nameless Wonder about 8 years ago
Puddles!
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 8 years ago
Should’ve just called for the dog in the first place.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 8 years ago
My, My, My, How “Times” have changed. 50 years ago, a cartoon dad would have been depicted slipping on said goop, spinning head over heels in midair, and landing face first on the floor, with the cartoon mom saying something “Clever” like: “Honey, would you take out the garbage and clean up THAT Mess on the floor when you get back?”
Well at least Nany-bot didn’t spill the COFFEE…..,
Plods with ...™ about 8 years ago
Cleaning tools stay neat when you have a dog.
sbwertz about 8 years ago
We call our dog “Roomba.” I have a jar of small treats beside my chair, and every time he brings me something he has picked up off the floor, I “redeem” it with a little treat. Now he scours the floor for any little piece of paper, twig, leaf, etc, and brings it to me. Anything that gets tracked in or dropped on the floor gets turned in for a treat.
Namrepus about 8 years ago
No need to cry over spilled…whatever.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Good Boy,both of ’em.
Schrodinger's Dog about 8 years ago
too-da-loo !!!!
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(but then I’m probably not one of the “worthy” ones, so you won’t be reading this.)
locake about 8 years ago
That’s how it works in my house, the dog cleaning up, not the husband helping. Mine wouldn’t even know where the cleaning supplies are, much less have any idea how to actually clean up a mess.
Luanaphile about 8 years ago
The broom, the mop, the licker …
Chuck374 about 8 years ago
After every party at my house I never had to vacuum. I had two labs that would make sure no crumbs or spills were left. And they did a better job than myself with a vacuum.
simian01 about 8 years ago
I can’t believe I’ve been reading this comic for at least eight years.Now I feel old.
montylc2001 about 8 years ago
Puddles is what…..12? I predict a very sad thread in the near future.
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 8 years ago
Volume 17 has been repaired, and volume 18 is now up and working
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http://luannfan.com/collections/
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Puzzle Whiz wondered where JayBluE was for a week. Whiz, I’ve read your posts on at least one other strip. Do you find the bouncing bird avatar as irritating as I do?
I don’t usually critique other people’s avatars (I don’t feel it’s my place to do so), but, no I don’t think it’s creepy at all.
I will also take a hike, disappear and leave this to those who enjoy overthinking this stuff. Maybe Earth Native will come back and take up the slack. Bye.
Hate to see you go, but, that’s up to you.
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 8 years ago
Luann finds her purpose in life in the final panel at
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http://luannfan.com/collections/volume-17-fires-and-tattoos/
Airman about 8 years ago
Puddles is far and away the most likable character in the strip, he must never grow old or sick, because he’s on my “A” Team. I never grow tired of defending the lonely Tiffany, enjoying the loving bond between Nancy and Frank. smiling at the carefree humor of Knute and Crystal, and missing the beautiful and idealistic Rosa. The rest all belong in therapy.
DukeDiamond about 8 years ago
Puddles FTW! :)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
I admit no one makes me read any or all comments. Yet so often I read of others who act like they must do it!? Then they make a big deal of pulling out just so we notice them. The wedding story is fine, not a big wedding fan. But that is what it takes to stick with a comic strip. And this is one I have liked since I started reading it in the 1990’s. Now I am, thanks to Gocomics,getting to read all those “Luann” comics that weren’t in most news papers.
Argythree about 8 years ago
SPOILER
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School daze
Christine Morgan Premium Member about 8 years ago
Canine Hoover!