Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 06, 2016

Milo doesn’t seem to have a grasp of the situation.

Are we to take this seriously? Milo the Mainstream Media editor in Bloom County’s own print paper?! Milo is concerned about PC language (or, as he calls it, “baloney terms”)?Please, Steve may laugh his [insert PC term in place of vulgarity here] off! —Which, come to think of it, is exactly what he needs….

Would a cold shower help?

Shades of John Wayne Bobbit and Lorena on the last panel. And on the first panel I can confidently state that Donald Trump is about as flexible as Steve’s wang at this point.

a naked selfie of Hillary should do it.

Reality sure can ruin a great day!!

Can’t be bothered, napping, doing taxes, dead, any number of things.

“Never mind, my darling boy, we’ll simply cut it off,And to your blushing bride we’ll give the extra length of cloth.”—“Angus and the kilt”

Lorena Bobbitt please step away from Steve with those sharp sharp scissors

Might not want to mention ‘head’ and ‘cutting off’ in the same sentence in this case, either.