I’m still trying to understand making surfing a sport for the next Summer Olympics. Does that mean that every host city has to be by the ocean from here on?
I specialize in synchronized sleeping.:You mean two or more people sleeping together in perfect rhythm? I think you can find some movies like that if you look hard enough.
What exactly does the Olympics accomplish (aside from billions in advertising revenue)? Does it’s carbon footprint justify it’s continuance? If the planet and all life on it is in great peril, shouldn’t we eliminate such unnecessary things first. Just a thought…
At last! A sport in which I might actually be competitive (at least the eating part; I’m not sure my coordination would be good enough for the synchronized aspect)….Are you listening, IOC?
Any way you look at it, synchronized eating has got to be more interesting than synchronized swimming will ever be. Talk about having way too much time on their hands… and Liverlips McCracken, the IOC will INVENT a way to make money off of it.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
But that thing with the ribbon and ball is considered a sport.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
How about utensil juggling? Flying forks can be dangerous.
Bilan almost 8 years ago
I’m still trying to understand making surfing a sport for the next Summer Olympics. Does that mean that every host city has to be by the ocean from here on?
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Synchronized eating will have a draw-back, one of the eaters will choke on the meal.
Oshietekun almost 8 years ago
No question we Americans will win gold in that event.
Oshietekun almost 8 years ago
@leftwingpatriotI was talking about eating. Surfing, yes, that would be a closer competition.
asianwoof almost 8 years ago
I specialize in synchronized sleeping.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Rat is right. If the IOC figures out a way to make money and obtain bribes from it, it will be “Hello, synchronized eating!”
Avatar_Ang almost 8 years ago
Synchronized farting… PLEASE make that an event.
eddie6192 almost 8 years ago
I wonder it those two burp in tandem?
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
What about speed eating?
danfromfreddybeach almost 8 years ago
wouldn’t be any worse than solo synchonized swimming which they had some time back.
mortaur almost 8 years ago
It will if they are eating BACON!!!
pugmahone12 almost 8 years ago
more synchronized crocs, eh?
sarah413 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Why not? Everything else is an Olympic sport these days. Of course, if the Olympics are held in Australia, the competitors will be fed Vegemite.
katzenbooks45 almost 8 years ago
I will never understand why two guys beating the crap out of each other is a sport.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
I specialize in synchronized sleeping.:You mean two or more people sleeping together in perfect rhythm? I think you can find some movies like that if you look hard enough.
KEA almost 8 years ago
It makes as much sense as synchronized
mail2jbl almost 8 years ago
It can’t be now that the Olympics are over.
A. Weiner almost 8 years ago
Steph…no mixed case text in pearls. What’s that about? Are you yelling at us?
googonite almost 8 years ago
What exactly does the Olympics accomplish (aside from billions in advertising revenue)? Does it’s carbon footprint justify it’s continuance? If the planet and all life on it is in great peril, shouldn’t we eliminate such unnecessary things first. Just a thought…
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
At last! A sport in which I might actually be competitive (at least the eating part; I’m not sure my coordination would be good enough for the synchronized aspect)….Are you listening, IOC?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Synchronized Masticating…. that’ll get their attention.
Mike H almost 8 years ago
Guess he had a rush of creation around olympics time.
toohana almost 8 years ago
Any way you look at it, synchronized eating has got to be more interesting than synchronized swimming will ever be. Talk about having way too much time on their hands… and Liverlips McCracken, the IOC will INVENT a way to make money off of it.
Josequeen almost 3 years ago
I feel like rat’s been nicer to pig lately?