A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing.
When the mother-in-law asks, “Why didn’t you get me a gift?” the husband says, “You haven’t used the one I got you last year!”
Argythree about 8 years ago
Yeah, no.
somebodyshort about 8 years ago
She’ll cash it in on your funeral next week
wjayhughes about 8 years ago
“Take my wife….Please.”
adrianrune about 8 years ago
He better make sure the certificate can’t be used for any family member.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing.
When the mother-in-law asks, “Why didn’t you get me a gift?” the husband says, “You haven’t used the one I got you last year!”
Dean about 8 years ago
They say it is smart to make all the arrangements ahead of time, but beware of the Up-Sell afterwards.
Nobody_Important about 8 years ago
Guess I am too practical since – even though this is a touch morbid – it would be helpful later on.
Great Wizard Nala about 8 years ago
I think he’s lucky she didn’t use it already (on his funeral)!!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Mort means death.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 8 years ago
You were supposed to tell her that you set it up so that you would be by her side for all time.
calvin.longe about 8 years ago
If she’s pissed off enough, she may be able to use it.