Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 12, 2016

Person on the other line heard every word. (How important was Elliot’s “emergency”?)

So…. I went all the way over to Facebook to get today’s question….and dragged it all the way back here…(at least it isn’t a heavy one this time…)

And this is what Tony would like to know:“Now what was I doing?”Come ON, Tony!How can I know what you were doing, if I can’t even remember what I was doing…or whether I was doing anything at all?

I mean… um… wait…. what do I mean?OK… what was I talking about?

Kyle… looks like that ship has already sailed.

Meanwhile… are you the new color commentator?

…..……..……….……………………..Nope…. it’s gone.

@TonyOf course we know what you are doing. We have the video from 14 surveillance cameras and 270 iPhones.

How RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stopping your call to yell at your equally annoying kid!!!

What am I doing here?

good thing that kid did not do that to me, my foot would be so up his butt by now.

@TonyI can’t remember what I was doing a little while ago, but I think it involved being horizontal with my eyes closed.

1 Are you bleeding? No2 Do your limbs all bend in the right direction & at the right places? Yes3 Would you like to keep it that way?

Yesterday I was in line at Piccadilly cafeteria to get lunch. Guy in front of me stops mid line to take a phone call (and not answer the nice lady behind the counter who is fixing his food). After he gets off the phone, hands back his rice for gravy to be added after she asked him 3 times if he wanted gravy and he talked on his phone. Took another call just before the end of the line and had to wait for him to finish so he could pay his bill before I could get rung up. Then, had to wait for him to go back and get the drink he forgot (because he was on the phone) and pay for THAT. Really, that’s why you have voice mail.

Bev – thank you so much for posting the link to the Boatlift video. I forwarded to everybody on my email list. A genuine tribute to the American spirit. (I kept thinking of Moses and the Rd Sea, for some reason!)

Yes, Bev, thanks for posting that video. I did not know about that. Made me proud!

… and what were we talking about?