Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2016

Let him dig. Maybe he’ll find some rare gemstones. Or an oil well. Or more importantly, water.

Aye B.Z. they Don’t listen either.

How not to train your dragon.

“The title of Dragonmaster doesn’t really mean you’re the master of dragons. Dragons have no master. It just means you can be sure they’ll talk to you instead of eat you right away.” (paraphrased from Ursula LeGuin…)

I have a dra…uh, dog that acts just like this.

I rather doubt Wiz is the Dovahkiin. (Mostly because that’s me)

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art Crunchy!

This is gonna happen to Darnarys Stormborne also; get eaten by her own dragons.

Oh man, this is like finding out about that guy behind the curtain.

bet that Henry can dig some BIG holes

Where is Hiccup when you need him?

That sounds like me with my son’s cats. They look at me like I’m just a curiosity when I admonish them for their behaviour.