Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 23, 2016

The gentlemanly one. Good option. Though the opponent will probably use the more painful gauntlet.

Oye B.Z. lad,evidently he’s a Hun and the type of fellow that’s always singing that song from the “Stones”:“I Can’t get No ……Satisfaction”!

Rodney: “When I’m through slapping you, you’ll have a nose to match mine!”

Oye Good One J.L. Good one indeed!

Try water balloons.

Better yet, here’s my champion. Meet Henry.

Maybe I’m missing it but I think Rodney is opting to be struck again, rather than fight the aggressor.

Glove slaps — at twenty paces!

“Cannon at three paces.”.A 5’ 4" duelist once challenged a tall blacksmith to a duel expecting to kill him with a sword..The blacksmith chose sledge hammers in 6’ of water. The swordsman decided honor had been satisfied and left the country.

Hand grenades in a broom closet, or Champagne corks at 100 yards!

Good choice Rod.