Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2016
September 29, 2016
October 01, 2016
Transcript:
Mm... These look delicious!!! Um. Y'know the sign said we're not supposed to eat apples while were picking... Oh, c'mon!. Be realistic! We're in the middle of an orchard! Who's gonna see? And even if someone does see... Who... Dropped the Fiji and spit out the contents of your mouth!
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
Don’t tase me, bro!
x_Tech over 8 years ago
My mom did a lot of canning. So on weekends the family would go to country to pick apples, pears, peaches, whatever. My parents said we (boys) could eat all the fruit we wanted as long as we filled the lugs.Finally realize it was just a trick to get free labor and get us to eat fresh fruit.
sceadugenga1 over 8 years ago
Fujis are the best!
Dave over 8 years ago
Honeycrisps rock!
OldestandWisest over 8 years ago
You don’t mess with the Apple Corps! (Pronounced “core” not “corpse” as somebody recently did.)
Yakety Sax over 8 years ago
Granny Smiths are okay too.
wilburgarrod over 8 years ago
LOOK OUT ITS THE FRUIT POLICE’S
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Nice cop drop! The Apple Cop has his taser trained on you, Monty. Do what he says, or eat electricity instead of apples!
How do you like dem apples?…