Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2016
Transcript:
Mm... These look delicious!!! Um. Y'know the sign said we're not supposed to eat apples while were picking... Oh, c'mon!. Be realistic! We're in the middle of an orchard! Who's gonna see? And even if someone does see... Who... Dropped the Fiji and spit out the contents of your mouth!
Fujis are the best!