Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 25, 2016

He calls it a tilapiaporter.

There’s something fishy about this scheme.Oh well.. I guess I shouldn’t carp, if it isn’t used on any kind of large scale.

He might fish up a mean shark!

I’m a Vegetarian, but I do like the joke. How much arsenic, cadmium, lead and mercury are the fish contaminated with?Not to mention various dreaded diseases?

There’s something finny about all this….

I’m not making any particular point, I’m just posting for the halibut.

Reminds me of a Halloween episode of the Simpsons where Homer used a pair of teleportation pods to get food from the refrigerator while sitting on the couch. Later he wanted to put the second pod next to the toilet, but Marge wouldn’t let him.

I gotta hand it to Brewster… best thing he’s done in a long time.

This is sort of like ice fishing.

Any more fish puns and I’m going to look up “Wet Dreams.”Remember?……

“I didn’t want to look like a cheap skate, so I put a fin in the jar for Jerry’s Squids.”“She said she had a haddock, and she wasn’t kidding! I looked over, and here’s the biggest, meanest haddock I’ve ever seen, coming down the pike. He was covered with mussels…and I could see the anchor in his eyes.”

What no teleportation jokes?

I agree. Most of the comments I see come from idiots in search of a brain.