Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 29, 2016
September 28, 2016
September 30, 2016
Transcript:
I'm glad we live in the era after humanity realized designer babies were not only ethical but necessary. Of course, there's still plenty of diversity. My parents are mathematicians, so they made sure I had great analytical ability. My friend Sandy's parents are psychiatrists, and wanted her to have great empathy. Hey, what are your parents. Marine zoologists they study aspidochirotidans. So... In stressful situations, I forcefully eject my viscera from my anus. So thaaaat's what happened at the piano recital. And you'll note the lack of shark attacks.
Ida No about 8 years ago
Piano sharks are the worst kind.
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
Your parents must be so proud.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
I could have thought of some better changes, that would be for everyone to make for an even better species. Like a changing dermis depending upon the light intensity. From palest white to the darkest ebony as needed. Allow us to see ultraviolet. We could if it weren’t blocked by our pupils.