Prickly City by Scott Stantis for October 07, 2016

You have Dump as the subject matter and this is the best you can come up with? Dead Scalia jokes?

Well, if I can’t claim Mr. Trump, how about the 46%+/1 that paid NO federal income taxes last year. Can I claim them as dependents?

Good thing too, otherwise everyone could declare bankruptcy.

Dr. Quack told him the same thing.

Sometimes I feel like the aliens in the Twilight Zone episode, “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street”, standing above the scene, watching the self-induced madness get worse and worse. The only way to avoid the horror of your own candidate is to concentrate on the horror of the other.

trump doesn’t require outside confirmation of his smartness. He trusts the rubes to believe him when he says “Believe me, I’m very smart!” and they do. Another phoned-in strip.

I’m waiting with bated breath for all the critics here to get their own strips going, get picked up by a bunch of papers, make a bunch of money, and show us how smart they are.

But how many will now claim the Donald as their financial adviser because he can so brilliantly flaunt the tax laws and bails out himself with all those bankruptcies

Why would you want Trump, he loses to much money.

Crow Nobo

And as a dependent, you could claim the loss and never have to pay taxes either. That’s how the racket works.

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Where in the legal code does it give a statute of limitations on that?

Everybody see trump’s hostage video tonight? Poorly written, more poorly delivered.

The fifty millions his dad spent bailing him out are nothing compared to what he’s gotten from Uncle Sugar.