Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 26, 2016

And I am nay the same…

No, I think that picture represents “fictionite”.

That picture is an ‘(ab)out face’ breath of air!

Why, it could cause a RIFT between us!

He isn’t as igneous as he looks.

Rocks are the biggest fans of superheros..

I beg your pardon.I leave my chickens at home when rocking out.

Rocky Raccoon

Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of DakotaThere lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon,And one day his woman ran off with another guy,Hit young Rocky in the eye.Rocky didn’t like thatHe said, “I’m gonna get that boy”.So one day he walked into townBooked himself a room in the local saloon.

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room,Only to find Gideon’s Bible.Rocky had come, equipped with a gun,To shoot off the legs of his rival.His rival it seems, had broken his dreams,By stealing the girl of his fancy.Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil,But everyone knew her as Nancy.Now she and her man, who called himself Dan,Were in the next room at the hoe down.Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin,He said, “Danny boy, this is a showdown”.But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot,And Rocky collapsed in the corner.

Now the doctor came in, stinking of gin,And proceeded to lie on the table.He said, “Rocky, you met your match”.And Rocky said, “Doc, it’s only a scratch.And I’ll be better, I’ll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able”.

Now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room,Only to find Gideon’s Bible.Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt,To help with good Rocky’s revival.

- John Lennon / Paul McCartney

Bunnyite

Friction Baby, Friction, it’s all about Fricking Friction, it’s a warped chance to win.

Is it just me, or does the Friction Freak look like a cloning experiment involving the Frankenstein monster, Bart Simpson and a Rock Em Sock Em Robot gone horribly wrong?

I can’t find the quote now, but it was Ray Wise, as the Devil in Reaper, (2007-2009), who once said that love is nothing but friction and fluids.

We may have to dynamite the frictionite to clear a path to the kryptonite, fellow Superman-unfans!

Yes… the same Ray Wise who played Skip Reming on Newsreaders.

Sure, maybe once the friction is gone, we’ll never be together again, but we’ll always have soy derived lecithin. Nobody can take that away.