Pickles by Brian Crane for October 06, 2016

wrong timing

Sorry but the timing is good. My daughters bugged me into the spitz test. I do not have much saliva and it took me 4 hours. I hope they find a wealthy person that is going to take care of me!

Opal might now be part Beagle mutt…

This is pretty funny.

Managed to fill the entire tube, but there’s probably a reason the results came back saying I’m of Phlegmish descent.

So was this a "spit-toon’?

It’s gonna be funny when she gets the results and finds out she’s part hound.Her grand-kid will probably think of her as a werewolf.

This is going to be interesting.

Ut oh. :O

When Earl sees the results, he’ll really think the dna test are very accurate.

hilarious

I’m afraid it might play on Earl’s suspicions.

“Turns out you’re related to (Hillary, Donald, pick whoever is more amusing to you).”

I am so looking forward to this!

xxx

I bet the other person was saying that Earl is an idiot.

oh boy can’t wait for this to get sent off.

My dog destroyed one of my DNA sample kits. When I asked for a replacement, they asked if I wanted to test the dog. ;)

In general, the way these tests work is they match the human DNA patterns on either side of the STR they’re testing. It ignores the non-human DNA, such as the myriad bacteria in saliva.