Close to Home by John McPherson for October 13, 2016

Looks like Hank had a good reason to be paranoid about you.

Wouldn’t he be afraid that guns were being supplied as part of a government plot to get rid of him?

Sounds reasonable to me. Always have thought there was something strange about ole Hank.

Another example of how guns don’t kill people? Could have used a background check on that guy!

Good morning Vagabonds.The trees are dancing this morning, it’s not a hard wind just enough to make the branches bob up and down. Later on a front will pass though rather quickly.

Bermuda is getting ready for Nicole, strongest hurricane to hit in a long time.

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It was a good day for the drive to Hanover, NH yesterday, it’s a hundred miles one way. (oh my but)

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Have a fun day everybody.

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ttfn

Not funny. And hopefully not close to my home.

Morning, Village!

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We’re going to eat at Saltgrass this evening with a couple of friends. Real nice steak house restaurant.

Remember, just because you are paranoid doesn´t mean they ARN´T out to get you.

Ya think a Paranoid group would have searched everybody at the door! This place has lower security than your local Walmart!

Attendance was low at the next meeting; everyone was paranoid.

Good morning, Vagabonds,

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We had a surprise phone call last night from our younger daughter and her honey that they are expecting their first baby! We were sooooooooo surprised! They are quite excited about it. WooHoo! Our 5th Grandbaby!

Good morning Vagabonds..Rita: Congrats on the news of a new little one! Woo-Hoo!.Just returned from a trip to Ohio to visit my sister. I want to extend my belated birthday and anniversary wishes. Between spotty internet and poor phone reception, I felt very out of touch the last 3 weeks..We had a great time and managed to give my sister a wonderful, surprise 60th birthday party.. Everyone have a great day!!

Good morning, Vagabonds.

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Congrats Rita. I envy you the chance to enjoy their childhood. My two granddaughters are both 18 and I’ve only been in Anita’s life for about a year. Kandice I haven’t seen since she was 13.

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Michael is going back to his urologist today for a cystoscopy. I won’t go into detail (you can find it online if you desire), but it won’t be pleasant for him. He’s been in so much pain for a while now, perhaps they will find out why.

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I’m almost done with my second set of “railroad” borders. All I need to do is press them. Then on to the next set. I have lots of the pieces I need to make a set, and the lady who gave them to me to work with had already sorted them into color groups.

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It’s about 65 right now and scheduled to get up to about 83. All in all, a nice day.

Must be a republican.

For all those affected by recent gun violence events, there is nothing funny about this panel -

Following the investigation, George was declared a hero when it was discovered that Hank really was the advance scot for a hostile Zorbon battle fleet.

the way things are in this time, not humorous

Paranoia does not keep you from having enemies any more than hypochondria keeps you from getting sick.

Two more nut jobs off the street.

I tried joining this group, but they won’t give you the meeting place or the time

To quote Clinton and Trump:“It is a vast right/left wing conspiracy”.

Couldn’t help yourself, huh? Why don’t you head over to the editorial cartoons?

Have to agree with cujosmom. Not funny especially in current climate of cold blooded and massShootings. Where is this guy’s head??