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Reminded of that story about (Silent) Calvin Coolidge. ^Supposedly a women explained to him that she had made a bet she could get him to say more than two words.^ To which Cal replied…“You lose.”
thirdguy over 8 years ago
She can turn missing the point, into an art form.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
what three words would it have been? “trivia not important”?
dadoctah over 8 years ago
I can get it down to two words: “Eh. Whatever.”
submachine over 8 years ago
Opal is as dumb as a rock
Plods with ...™ over 8 years ago
Don’t smell the sweaty things….
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Jonni over 8 years ago
Ta Da Dum
Linguist over 8 years ago
I could never boil it down to three ( printable ) words.
The closest I can come to it ( truly ) are the five words that I’ve lived my life by: Don’t Let It Get You
Which I suppose, is another way of saying: Don’t Let the Bastards Wear You Down !
arizjim over 8 years ago
illegitimus non-carborubdum et (I think)
e.groves over 8 years ago
“Don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff”.
ksu71 over 8 years ago
Reminded of that story about (Silent) Calvin Coolidge. ^Supposedly a women explained to him that she had made a bet she could get him to say more than two words.^ To which Cal replied…“You lose.”
ksu71 over 8 years ago
Ugh, how do you get space lines now?
cubswin2016 over 8 years ago
Earl is covering up the fact that he can’t count.
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
Amen Earl… You notice he said Panties and not mens underwear..
nossmf over 8 years ago
Testing following Linguist’s instructions
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Testing
ksu71 over 8 years ago
Thank
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You!
Number Three over 8 years ago
I can’t stand people who sweat the small stuff. They should be culled.
There are worse things in life. Much worse.
xxx
KEA over 8 years ago
Row, row, row your boat,Gently down the stream,Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, MerrilyLife is but a dream.— Philosophy in a nutshell
hcarpenter1 over 8 years ago
Earl you are such a stupid old man
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Nailed it!!