The Doozies by Tom Gammill for October 04, 2016

sanitation wipes, anyone?

Out of a population of 6.8 billion in 2009, Dill was more picky than only 4.4% of them.

Peter you might consider a new mouse.

I hope it was Petey’s mouse. This is Dill…

Dill, stop outshining queen Alice.

Oh, a COMPUTER mouse

Wedekind? Wood child?

Instead of catapults?

I really hope that was a computer mouse in his mouth. Although, I can’t imagine it would be much cleaner than the live mammalian kind.

Makes me wonder what my ranking would be. I’m currently eating a salad, so I have that “mixed food” thing going against me, but I did get the dressing on the side (gloriously isolated in its own little plastic cup!)

So what won’t Dilbert eat.

soap?

I luv this strip lol.

Dill will grow up to have a powerful immune system, with no allergies of any kind, and will live a long and healthy life.

Dill may be less picky than six-and-a-half billion other people, but he has a certain elan that cannot be denied!

He will be a good husband for Alice in the future.

But then how will Amazon sell windows?

Is that an omniscient computer?How does it know all these things?