Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 21, 2016

Just be glad he doesn’t stomp all over your bed the way my ex-boyfriend’s cat did!

Your turn to walk the dragon, Wiz…

At least he’s just staring. My cat use to bite all my face. Be glad the dragon doesn’t do that.

There’s a mouse under the bed!

Second panel reminds me of a friend’s tale of his radio alarm clock waking him to the strains of the big Roger Daltry scream near the end of “Won’t Get Fooled Again.”

Ahh AKH,I’m well familiar with THAT scream;three cheers for The Who! HASAR HASAR HASAR!

Dogs do it better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg8Fcrs70YY

That why you don’t feed pets first thing in the morning. That gives them a motive to wake you up

Wait a second. Has Henry ever made a vocalization? Sure, he breathes fire, romps around, and all that. But if he never makes sounds, then he’s a Silent Dragon, and can only mime what he wants.

it’s pee o’clock time, gotta go

The dragon has to wiz, Wiz.

My late boyfriend Norman had a large, long-haired female brown tabby who used to wake him up every morning by jumping off the top of the wardrobe and landing on his bladder.

My cats don’t even get off the bed until I’m dressed and heading down the stairs! Then they beat me to the door to be let out, after which they come in to eat.

I’d be concerned about possible dragon drop.

I’d be a lot more concerned about dragon droppings.

I love that they both sleep in the exact same position. So cute!

Our Long Haired Siamese cat, BEAR, just stomps all over us until someone gets up and feeds him!!

My cat meows and paws.