Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 29, 2016

I do. It’s silent.

Don’t you still need music?…Anyway, I recognize that place! It’s the Lavender Lumps Recreation Area in Heaven…Ahhh….memories….

How about an air theremin?

I can still remember driving around when ELO’s “Roll Over Beethoven” (the eight-minute version) came on the radio and I found myself in traffic playing air cello.

Better get your air cello out again, I found one version on YT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO1dLCOJ7m4

Mark Twain made the observation that people want to go to heaven to hear the music of heavenly harps!! People down here start WARS for less noise than that!!

I thought Rock and Roll was the devil’s music.

The harpist reminds me of the Spy guys of Mad mag of yore – if so, it was probably the one in white that made it there.

“If there’s a rock and roll heaven, well you know they’ve got a hell of a band.”

Can’t wait for an Opus air tuba fest.

How about HAARP up in Alaska?

Taking fantasy to another time.

Playing with the tropes of Heaven (Judaic, Christian & Islamic) and the rest of us mythological silliness. One version shows you that every expert on things will make you unhappy by their amazing abilities over your own. Like Bruce Lee teaching martial arts and every dead master of music, art, etc. out showing the rest of us.

Some people are just not musically inclined!!

Where’s Danea?

The point of the air harp is that you don’t actually have to listen to a well meaning soul who only thinks he can play.

Blues Harp!