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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 20, 2016
November 19, 2016
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Transcript:
Man: We have to be at my wife's family's by noon, the political arguments start at 1:00, and we never eat until 9:00, plus, they don't watch football! Man: But enough about my sob story. What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
I have the liberal wing of the family and the Tea Partiers. I plan to carve the turkey in the kitchen and hide the knives. Being the turkey wasn’t an option I had considered, but it does seem like it might be quicker, less annoying and yield the same result.
Kristiaan over 8 years ago
There’s always someone worse off.
Toonerific over 8 years ago
Hiding.
Joe Cooker Premium Member over 8 years ago
All things considered I’d rather be the turkey.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I have 2 thanksgivings, one at my brother’s during the day and one at night at a friends. Get a lot of turkey.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 8 years ago
That turkey better hide, at least until the new year.
well-i-never over 8 years ago
Have to be there by noon? What in the world for!?
Diane Lee Premium Member over 8 years ago
I have the liberal wing of the family and the Tea Partiers. I plan to carve the turkey in the kitchen and hide the knives. Being the turkey wasn’t an option I had considered, but it does seem like it might be quicker, less annoying and yield the same result.
More or Less Premium Member over 8 years ago
I wouldn’t go.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
I’m guessing the turkey will be getting stuffed, just like a lot of folks…