Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 20, 2016

There’s always someone worse off.

Hiding.

All things considered I’d rather be the turkey.

I have 2 thanksgivings, one at my brother’s during the day and one at night at a friends. Get a lot of turkey.

That turkey better hide, at least until the new year.

Have to be there by noon? What in the world for!?

I have the liberal wing of the family and the Tea Partiers. I plan to carve the turkey in the kitchen and hide the knives. Being the turkey wasn’t an option I had considered, but it does seem like it might be quicker, less annoying and yield the same result.

I wouldn’t go.

I’m guessing the turkey will be getting stuffed, just like a lot of folks…