Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for October 16, 2016

Uh… right….. they run a mile.

And pigs fly along beside them.

Actually, the operative words here are “our mile.”

A small gym, maybe 75 × 80 feet…..8 times around is about half a mile.

The new gym will be 90 × 100....

four times around is just over a quarter mile…

so yeah…half the time to run their “mile”.

and half the workout.

Which they never did anyway, and never will.

Not even after the new gym is built….. but notice they’ve already reduced their phantom workout.

But they still “earn” the same beer and Ding Dongs.

Pssst….. I bet Jerry’s gonna call Jeff.

You know… just to get “acquainted” … and commiserate.

HOW?!?!?!?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Nojay

Note that he didn’t actually say he ran around the gym. All exercise is theoretical with this bunch. Burl gets winded jumping to a conclusion. The only running Dale does is off at the mouth. Right now, both of them are getting more exercise than they have in weeks through the effort of trying not to look below Jerry’s waist and wishing he would just go claim that lost Speedo.

Oh heck a dead cat is more qualified than grab them by the kitty Tic Tac

exoticdoc2, may I presume that Acts 23.5, “Thou shalt not speak evil of the ruler of thy people,” has been excised from your bible, possibly by yourself?

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Oh wait, sorry, I forgot that bible commands are for other people, not for christian right-wing nut jobs. Carry on good sir. How about a nice disquisition on why the earth is only 6,000 years old?

I’ve been counting yard signs in my town for the last two weeks. So far the tally is 0 for Trump, 0 for Clinton, 6 for Johnson. I could conclude, I suppose, that Johnson will win easily, but I rather think that the correct conclusion is that voters from both parties are too ashamed of their candidate to admit that they support them.

I’ll betcha that Jerry is wearing Jeff’s lost Speedo.

“to prevent falling on floor.” Snark! Snark!! SNARK!!

You have to live in your district to qualify. The dead guy is out.

Burl would have made a great politician, but he was too lazy.

This comic just got a boost up my queue for that one.