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There are two nuns driving down a rural English road at night, and a vampire jumps out in front of them. The driver says to the other nun, “Show him your cross!” The other nun leans out the window and yells, “Get out of the road, you stupid git!”
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
teacher’s going to confiscate them anyway no matter what
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Not unless the teeth come with the bat transformation.
cdward over 8 years ago
Personally, I think he should have gone with second row from the top, far left.
Adiraiju over 8 years ago
“GOOB MORGNIG, MIFF SHEELDFS!”
morningglory73 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wouldn’t it make more sense if vampire fangs were the two front teeth?
Robert Allen over 8 years ago
He needs the Nosferatu teeth.
newyorkslim over 8 years ago
The girl isn’t fazed. It’s just Lio.
Al Nala over 8 years ago
There are two nuns driving down a rural English road at night, and a vampire jumps out in front of them. The driver says to the other nun, “Show him your cross!” The other nun leans out the window and yells, “Get out of the road, you stupid git!”
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Reminds me of shopping for a toothbrush…
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Girls are going crazy for a sharp-dressed man…”
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
This will ensure being left alone for the day!!
hcarpenter1 over 8 years ago
goodness now thats a great look for you
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago
Calvin needs to visit Lio today.
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