Ask the teacher to do a Captain Napalm or dinosaur play and he will have his lines on point. Only if Miss Wormwood actually wants Calvin to have good grades.
Calvin ad-libbing: “In addition… you take two numbers and do something to them to turn them into a new number. For example, 8+4=7, 6+5=6 and 8+3=6. Can I get off this stinkin’ stage now?!”
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Emoting has never been a problem for Calvin.
Erik McCurdy Premium Member about 8 years ago
Channel that frustration into the plight of the hapless onion!
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover about 8 years ago
Ask the teacher to do a Captain Napalm or dinosaur play and he will have his lines on point. Only if Miss Wormwood actually wants Calvin to have good grades.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
He needs to stop fighting it. He needs to make it “easy” to remember.
Bilan about 8 years ago
There are so many layers to playing an onion.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
You’re suppose to make people cry Calvin, not cry yourself.
King_Shark about 8 years ago
He just needs to rename his part the “Onionosaurus”.
JohnFarson19 about 8 years ago
Careful Cal, you get too upset and your brain will “leek” out of your head. (Leek- Onion, get it? I slay me…)
rentier about 8 years ago
I’m happy, I need not learning a part, I play the accordion!!
hariseldon59 about 8 years ago
You be “Bread”?
Okay, “I’m lost without your love …”.
e.groves about 8 years ago
I think he’s seen too many Peter O’Toole movies.
KEA about 8 years ago
KAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNN!
mourdac Premium Member about 8 years ago
I thought Bread was kind of loafing with his acting.
BiggerNate91 about 8 years ago
Calvin ad-libbing: “In addition… you take two numbers and do something to them to turn them into a new number. For example, 8+4=7, 6+5=6 and 8+3=6. Can I get off this stinkin’ stage now?!”
BigNateRules! about 8 years ago
I can remember my friend doing this 5 years ago in 7th grade. He raged and snuck in a piece of binder paper with his lines on it.
gantech about 8 years ago
Calvin should be bread…he is the very flour of humanity.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
I Wonder what kind of Bread Calvin is portraying? Will he help build strong bodies 12 ways?
Andrew Capp about 8 years ago
If Hobbes is bread, Calvin’s toast.
markalester about 8 years ago
Confidence is a rare thing. That’s why it costs so much.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 8 years ago
I didn’t know “emoting” was a word back when this was drawn.