Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 27, 2016

I watched Chelsea – Tottenham, does that count?

Those would make nice contact lenses. You know that film they put in the back window of pick up trucks? It has a picture on the outside , but you can see through it clearly from inside the cab? They should do the same thing for glasses. (Much smaller size of course).

If you have absolutely NO LIFE, watch Football on TV. If you have NO LIFE and are a Complete Moron, also play Fantasy Football.