Pssst... ong-wray ermometer-thay...
OOPS! That was the rectal thermometer.
BYUCH!
Gag choke barf.
Rectal thermometers always get disposable covers anyway, it’s highly unlikely there’s anything on there.
There was a similar joke in the Mad Magazine satire of Starsky and Hutch in May 1977.
Yuck—-puke——etc.—-etc. !
igpay atinLay!!!
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and an rectal thermometer? The taste…
Well, okay as long as it wasn’t used on someone else first…
Does anyone else have the wandering red plus sign syndrome? It only goes wonky on some strips.
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Flash Gordon about 8 years ago
OOPS! That was the rectal thermometer.
BYUCH!
Gag choke barf.
mischugenah about 8 years ago
Rectal thermometers always get disposable covers anyway, it’s highly unlikely there’s anything on there.
docforbin about 8 years ago
There was a similar joke in the Mad Magazine satire of Starsky and Hutch in May 1977.
clucky about 8 years ago
Yuck—-puke——etc.—-etc. !
Jules934 about 8 years ago
igpay atinLay!!!
tahoeh2o about 8 years ago
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and an rectal thermometer? The taste…
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Well, okay as long as it wasn’t used on someone else first…
WoodEye about 8 years ago
Does anyone else have the wandering red plus sign syndrome? It only goes wonky on some strips.