You want sliced bread, invent a breadslicer, (after) a round sharp wheel, (after) an electric motor to turn it (after) a switch to turn it on (after)…….
My bread’s sliced. A slice to the city’ a slice to the state’ a slice to IRS, and a slice (big) to the union who are helping me make more bread. Gotta go butter up the boss.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Now there’s the master of sarcastic wit.
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LittleSister18 about 14 years ago
I’m still waiting for the cream cheese and butter.
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MontanaLady about 14 years ago
You know, it’s quite difficult to get those big avacados into those jars with the cucumbers!!!!
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
@Grog, dead on there. LOL!
George Arnold about 14 years ago
I guess something had to be better before sliced bread!
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taker48 about 14 years ago
I wonder can you toast it before moving on ;)
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Right on, pouncingtiger. Peter was just a warmup for the real thing.
napaeric about 14 years ago
Getting to the sliced bread and pickled avocados might have required a wheel or two. Perhaps a Segway?
nibor6 about 14 years ago
You want sliced bread, invent a breadslicer, (after) a round sharp wheel, (after) an electric motor to turn it (after) a switch to turn it on (after)…….
Yukoner about 14 years ago
And what was the greatest thing before picked avocados?
lewisbower about 14 years ago
My bread’s sliced. A slice to the city’ a slice to the state’ a slice to IRS, and a slice (big) to the union who are helping me make more bread. Gotta go butter up the boss.
Neanderthal about 14 years ago
Give me a sample or I’m comin’ in there.
mattachew12 about 14 years ago
@Yukoner Life
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
Ha ha, burned ya good, bread boy.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Bung’s secret guacamole dip ingredient. (Id overlap)
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Some see the bread sliced, some see the loaf butchered. Philosophies are so profound.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Pickled avocado spread on his bread! Another first?
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gobblingup Premium Member about 14 years ago
LOL and yuck all at the same time.
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brklnbern about 14 years ago
So that was the great invention people used to compare things to before sliced bread came along.