Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 02, 2010

Let me guess, Bung was too lazy to go to work.

That will take the Fink all day to figure out.

Bung being ever so resourceful.

Drunk Drunk Drunk

Broke a fingernail

Jeep wouldn’t start

father pregnant, mother went to Betty Ford

I fell off the bar stool and hit my head I have a hangover. I’m in the Betty Ford clinic.

“And an oldie but a goodie: Father dead, sister pregnant”

(MAS*H)

Decisions, decisions … oh well/ try them all.

…..father pregnant, mother went to Betty Ford,

Gee, I haven’t tried that one yet!

I used all my sick days so I phoned in dead.

Oooh, I love multiple choice!

Nuts! And today was his day to juggle the knives!

1…I WAS IN JAIL…2…I WAS AT A JOB INTERVIEW…3…I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS…

Date with Lindsey Lohan who he met at the Rehab. Possible money for the king’s treasury. Duty calls.

Face stuck in ground from falling forward to pick up litter and keep Kingdom fresh and clean.

Keg tasting to insure King is not poisoned by jealous, misunderstanding peasants who want his riches.

Let’s make the excuses PLAUSIBLE, folks!

Train wouldn’t start

Car ran late

Helped Elvis escape form UFO

You see there was this big gorilla on the empire state building I was trying to catch him with my butterfly net

These Klingons kidnapped me and wanted to know where captain Kirk was I didn’t know so they tortured me

I knew I should’ve takin’ the left At Albuquerque

Have to catch up on all those AA meetings I didn’t attend. Have one huMUNGous hangover that will last until Monday. Recovering in the hospital after I accidentally drank water.

Maybe “four” excuses..

1 TEQUILA 2 TEQUILA 3 TEQUILA

“FLOOR”…