Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 11, 2016

we sure those aren’t what the boy’s cat wants?

Have a heart Santa, he just wants to find the perfect gift for Eva.

Don’t worry boy. The real Santa knows what you want.

Seems about right.

Tonight a weaponized candy cane

Didn’t he get some plutonium last Christmas?

ha ha – Lio is many generations beyond cap pistols and Monopoly games.

Boys and their toys…

But if Lio had the rest of those things he could make all the skulls that he would ever need!

He’s probably thinking of ways to weaponize that candy cane!

…And don’t come back until you’ve cleaned up that Wish List!

Old Santa is a jolly elf, not an accomplice to mass murder!

This makes my asking Santa for snakes when I was a kid seem pretty wimpy.

Enjoy your new home in Gitmo, Lio.

I somehow doubt something as simple as a mall cop could stop Liō from wreaking havoc.