Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 13, 2016

it’s probably splat, Andy

You’ll have to tell him how you got the big lump on yer ’ead first………….

Har har! another 3-panel gag stretched out with useless filler to make a Sunday strip! Yay!

Har har! another 3-panel gag stretched out with useless filler to make a Sunday strip! Yay!

It’s Splak from Mary Worth, only (since Andy is British) with tea.

Andy might make a deal with Flo: a pound for every kickshaw that he agrees to eat… ;)

The scientific name is “cooked stuff”.

Watch out for a frying pan, Andy.

Notice that Flo did not have a place setting on the table for her & she seemed to dump the entire contents of the pan on Andy’s plate!

Could be called “Your last meal” if you aren’t careful!

Benny Hill, after being told that his wife was giving him a sponge cake, tapped it on the table and discovered it was twice as hard as half the rocks. He remarks, “I can only assume that she calls it a ‘sponge cake’ because she borrowed all the ingredients!”

Time to order a pizza I think! That’s what I’m having today.

xxx