Heart of the City by Steenz for November 26, 2016

Calvin did this once. It ticked his mother so hard, she threw him outside in the snow. Calvin said (as if breaking the fourth wall), “I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it’s funny EVERY time.”

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa’ but ez for me and Grandpa, we believe!

“Jawas roasting on an open pyre,Sandman picking at his nose.Jedi tales being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like 3-POs.

Everybody knows black matte lines and that old blue fillhelp to make this film look right,Tiny little droids, LEDs all aglow,Will find it hard to sleep tonight,

They know that Obi-Wan is on his way,He’s loaded daddy’s old lightsaber on his sleigh.And very storm trooper is gonna spy,To see if Jedi really know how to fly,

And so I’m offering this simple phrase,To Han and Luke and Chewie too,Although it’s been said many times, many ways,May the Force be with you."

With apologies to Mel and thanks to George.

Keep it up, and you’ll need to naturally lower your expectations for presents.