Chest-nuts roasting ona open fi-re! Jack Frost nip-ping at yer nose... Mom: Ok, Heart, very nice...but you think you can turn it down a few decibels? Heart: Oh, sorry..... Christmas just naturally raises my volume.
Calvin did this once. It ticked his mother so hard, she threw him outside in the snow. Calvin said (as if breaking the fourth wall), “I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it’s funny EVERY time.”
Calvin did this once. It ticked his mother so hard, she threw him outside in the snow. Calvin said (as if breaking the fourth wall), “I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it’s funny EVERY time.”