Monty by Jim Meddick for November 28, 2016
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A bungalow kitchen cart? Yeah. I got it at IKEA... I placed it over our unsightly temporal vortex to sorta cover it up until the vortex dissolves. Why do I smell sparkling citrus mingled with goat dong and spoiled Boodkaas cheese? That's probably the air wick stick up I put under the drop leaf to help minimize the mid-evil Flanders aroma...
Randy B Premium Member about 8 years ago
Broodkaas is loaf cheese, so broodkaas cheese is loaf cheese cheese. (Kind of like saying ATM machine, which is automated teller machine machine.)
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think Monty and crew can utilize the temporal vortex as Christmas decorations. Its so colorful and it moves. Maybe even use it for a Christmas present exchange program.
chain gang charlie about 8 years ago
Semantics – ugly sister of Politics …Don’t Go There ! ……
ChukLitl Premium Member about 8 years ago
All of medieval Flanders didn’t smell of goat dung, but you want to put temporal portals in inconspicuous places. Especially if it’s going to linger.
gammaguy about 8 years ago
Don’t forget to RSVP, please.
Spoonbone about 8 years ago
[from a can label] Chili con Carne, with Meat!
Bobongo about 8 years ago
Reminds me of the apple pie scent they spray in the bathroom at work. I can’t eat apple pie any more.
L Chai about 8 years ago
I have 3 Kroner (SW) and a ripe banana that says: “this sentence has never been uttered before in the history of the planet”.
[ref:"why do I smell sparkling citrus mingled with goat dung and spoiled broodkaas cheese?]
Now that, my friends, that is Original and should be recognized!
Prove me wrong.
[Banana pics upon request]
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
I wonder if those sticky-fingered Flemings would like a “bungalow kitchen cart”?
Oh, Vortex! Where is thy death?
Carl R about 8 years ago
Then there is roast beef with “au jus” (with with juice).
kwanza_30303 about 8 years ago
@BobongoBest laugh of the day!
chriscc63 about 8 years ago
DONT FORGET MONTYS FROM CHEESEQUAKE NJ