Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 20, 2016

Norm is cheating on Echo?

Echo outta smack him!

It’s pretty obvious who the turkey is in this case.

If Norman is still after Wendy when he has Echo he deserves all the abuse she will heap on him.

Mistletoe – another xmas “tradition” I’ve never seen in real life, but I’m only 64, so that might change.

FUNNY ! Thanks for the smile.

Norman has half the sense of a stale donut.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows that the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That’s how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows that the captain lied Everybody got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pocketsEverybody wants a box of chocolatesAnd a long stem roseEverybody knowsEverybody knows that you love me babyEverybody knows that you really doEverybody knows that you’ve been faithfulAh give or take a night or twoEverybody knows you’ve been discreetBut there were so many people you just had to meetWithout your clothesAnd everybody knowsEverybody knows, everybody knowsThat’s how it goesEverybody knowsEverybody knows, everybody knowsThat’s how it goesEverybody knows

And everybody knows that it’s now or never Everybody knows that it’s me or you And everybody knows that you live forever Ah when you’ve done a line or two Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe’s still pickin’ cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is comingEverybody knows that it’s moving fastEverybody knows that the naked man and womanAre just a shining artifact of the pastEverybody knows the scene is deadBut there’s gonna be a meter on your bedThat will discloseWhat everybody knowsAnd everybody knows that you’re in troubleEverybody knows what you’ve been throughFrom the bloody cross on top of CalvaryTo the beach of MalibuEverybody knows it’s coming apartTake one last look at this Sacred HeartBefore it blowsAnd everybody knowsEverybody knows, everybody knowsThat’s how it goesEverybody knowsOh everybody knows, everybody knowsThat’s how it goes

well that didn’t work as planned

Norman may be dumb, but he’s a good guy. Dumbest thing about him, though is he doesn’t realize what a shrew Wendy is.

He has his eyes closed so let’s give him a pass and say he was waiting for Echo to come out of the store and its just his typical bad luck and poor decision making. Must be Christmas since I’m being so generous to the dope.

she needs to call a cop on him