Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 14, 2016

Oh, David, you must have rocks for brains.

He put his foot in it…and hers too!

“No more!” she cried….

and issued a call to arms.

I’ve heard of arms dealers … where did he find a legs dealer?

Farside99 I think he’s lost his marbles.

New meaning to “Air Head”.

David is obviously from Mars.

We were always leg men.

I’m afraid he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

He heard that this year’s #1 gift was Lego.

How did she unwrap it?

Quite a feat.

What.

Nice candy cane placement haha

Are you happy to see me or is that a candy cane. (Holiday edition)

now she will have no excuses not to work

This, just when she had been considering leaving him because she thought he was taking her for granite.

She reported, “I met the most disarming gentle man.”

A strategically-placed candy cane. Yeah, we get it.