Jon: What can I get Liz for her birthday? Garfield: Tuna! Jon: Maybe flowers. Garfield: You obviously know nothing about women.
May 14, 2024
Since today is a Friday the 13th… I want to ask 1 thing:.Is it Dr. Liz’s birthday today?
Aye well If it is her birthday today,THAT would explain how she ended up with Jon!
Than how about chocolates?
If any man says that he knows women, he is either a fool or a liar.
No, Garfield, YOU know nothing about women. Human women at least.
Tuna and flowers. Two of Garfield’s favorite foods.
Jewellery, Clothes, Make Up (Remember those massive lips of hers)
xxx
I guess Liz is too young to be considered a Cougar.
Tuna?
How about a ring, dummy?
Tuna is fine… as long as it’s part of dinner at a nice sushi restaurant.
FarhanMaleq7801 about 8 years ago
Since today is a Friday the 13th… I want to ask 1 thing:.Is it Dr. Liz’s birthday today?
William Pursell about 8 years ago
Aye well If it is her birthday today,THAT would explain how she ended up with Jon!
codycab about 8 years ago
Than how about chocolates?
cubswin2016 about 8 years ago
If any man says that he knows women, he is either a fool or a liar.
dakyorlando about 8 years ago
No, Garfield, YOU know nothing about women. Human women at least.
amaneaux about 8 years ago
Tuna and flowers. Two of Garfield’s favorite foods.
Number Three about 8 years ago
Jewellery, Clothes, Make Up (Remember those massive lips of hers)
xxx
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 8 years ago
I guess Liz is too young to be considered a Cougar.
Comics about 8 years ago
Tuna?
CodeMouse92 about 8 years ago
How about a ring, dummy?
gammaguy about 8 years ago
Tuna is fine… as long as it’s part of dinner at a nice sushi restaurant.