Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 15, 2016

Well kiss my foot……… Flo found a way to make her own mess …………….

what’d Andy do? slip on the football pitch?

: O ) Great Move, Flo! He got it coming! I’d have done the same thing, Three cheers!

Oye Flo Luv? When he moves (IF he moves?) he’ll be spillin’ the coffee. And WE all know who’s gonna be cleanin’ it and him up. Just maybe you should rethink that move before he moves? Flo Luv,Nolliag Shona,that’s Merry Christmas if your Gaelic be a bit rusty,and to Andy too. Oh Aye and to Reg Smythe keep the faith, and on with the good work. Slainte,Liam

Guess who will have to clean it up when it spills.

His foot got caught in the cell door at the police station last night.

Got a Christmas tree yesterday.

Great Smirk Flo!

Don’t the doctors recommend that you need to put a little weight on it?

Well Flo just done him a favour. It didn’t have to be a cup though. Maybe a boulder or something. Haha.

xxx

@Number Three

Or maybe Flo’s pound cake (which must weigh about fifty pounds!)

I’ve seen Andy get into some major dustups on the field (and the pub, and the street, etc) and come through little worse for wear. He’s probably used this “injured sportsman” ploy before as a way to avoid work.