Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 11, 2016

I could use that wand on my driveway. It’s snowing.

The weather people say we should get ten inches by Sunday PM.

Gad, It even snowed in Campbell River, BC…just the right kind of snow to build a snowman…..but not as much fun to shovel. Lolol

“Do You Want To Build A Snowman?”

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[5-Year-Old Anna:]

Elsa?

[Knocks]

Do you wanna build a snowman?

Come on, let’s go and play!

I never see you anymore

Come out the door

It’s like you’ve gone away

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We used to be best buddies

And now we’re not

I wish you would tell me why!

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Do you wanna build a snowman?

It doesn’t have to be a snowman…

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[8-Year-Old Elsa:] Go away, Anna.

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[5-Year-Old Anna:] Okay, bye…

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Sweet but very sad.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kristenbell/doyouwanttobuildasnowman.html

Oye Nice job Wiz! Now where’s the Hun Horde that will race up the snowman,into the castle,do horribly disgusting but equally well deserved things to the Fink and take over control of ALL of Id. Then we’ll be havin’ this single panel where Haggard asks Olaf: Well Now what? Olaf just shrugs.

The T-Rex of snowmen.

Calvin would be proud. Also Liō.

That’s one big carrot…

That’s abominable!

Here in Houston it’s 74 degrees out.

We received about 4 inches last night, with another 2 expected today…

Some hearing Blanche has.

Here in Vancouver we’re experiencing our first “significant” snowfall in 1000+ days! My neighbour took his two-year-old daughter out to play — she’d never seen snow before!

Beware of ornery wizard.

Huge carrot