The guy is getting closer every time. If he goes into an Albanian bar and bets the bartender that the dog can tell him what a honey-baked pork product is, he might win. Look it up.
“Arf?” “Woof?” “Yip?” The dog has it in for his master.
Old joke, but apropos -
“I bet you $50 that this dog can talk.”
“You’re on”
“OK, what does sandpaper feel like?”
“Rough”
“Good, now what do you call the top of a house?”
“Roof”
“Great, last question – who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”:“ Ruth”
Bartender says that’s enough and throws them to the curb. Dog looks up at human and asks, “So, who? DiMaggio?”
Dang! He had it right on the tip of his tongue and blew it.
I love the randomness of this strip!
August 09, 2014
tim.lowell almost 8 years ago
The guy is getting closer every time. If he goes into an Albanian bar and bets the bartender that the dog can tell him what a honey-baked pork product is, he might win. Look it up.
Malcolm Hall almost 8 years ago
“Arf?” “Woof?” “Yip?” The dog has it in for his master.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Old joke, but apropos -
“I bet you $50 that this dog can talk.”
“You’re on”
“OK, what does sandpaper feel like?”
“Rough”
“Good, now what do you call the top of a house?”
“Roof”
“Great, last question – who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”:“ Ruth”
Bartender says that’s enough and throws them to the curb. Dog looks up at human and asks, “So, who? DiMaggio?”
jpozenel almost 8 years ago
Dang! He had it right on the tip of his tongue and blew it.
bigplayray over 4 years ago
I love the randomness of this strip!