MythTickle by Justin Thompson for December 30, 2016

Ahh, a tree tear – a treer???

Thinks more than you,Boody.

Ents can vouche for the trees.

Even the planet Earth breathes. There are two surges of oxygen each year, as each hemisphere enters summer. That’s as close to the definition of breathing as it gets.

This is The Tree That Knows Things, and Keeps Quiet About It. It’s brother/sister lives at Over The Hedge. Talks ALL the damn time.

Silly you, Boody. This tree does think, profoundly.

You should try it sometime….

That third panel should be printed, framed and sit on the desk of every congressperson and cabinet department head.

A tree has PLENTY of time to think…

Trees don’t have brains or what can be identified as neurons either. If you find a brain tree then run! Fairies own it and built it.

….hmm, a tree grows in brooklyn.

Funny, the trees I talk to, never listen to me.

For all we know, redwood trees are the greatest philosophers on the planet.