New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for December 11, 2016

Ok, we’ve got 30 days.

Would the bulb be both on and off when no one is home?

Tried going to the site, didnt work.

Give me an address and I’ll send a check.

I’ve heard enough doctor’s stories about where light bulbs ‘end’ up to be grateful for Queenie’s ’DESIST"!

Copy this link and paste it in your browser to get to the GoFundMe for "SavePab’sHouse https://www.gofundme.com/pabshouse?ssid=835460096&pos=2or search for SavePab’sHouse at the GoFundMe site

How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?

If you know the number, you don’t know where the light bulb is.

“Sheriff’s Day Sales” are really terrible.