Aah, there’s never enough Portland, is there?
Orgasm is currently leading by three points.
Portland looks to me like a rather unsatisfying place.
Well, that’s obviously Oregon, but which way, and how far, to Climax, Colorado?
Just remember that it’s 3 miles further to Orgasm from Foreplay !
Portland is closer… but I think I still want to go in the other direction.
Why is this in the comics section?
Hey, where is Intercourse, Pa.?
Portland Me is just 80 miles up the road.
I’m pretty sure you CAN get there from there.
Driving in Newfoundland, about 200 metres past the sign to Virgin Arm is the road sign to Dildo
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Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Aah, there’s never enough Portland, is there?
dadoctah almost 8 years ago
Orgasm is currently leading by three points.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Portland looks to me like a rather unsatisfying place.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Well, that’s obviously Oregon, but which way, and how far, to Climax, Colorado?
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Just remember that it’s 3 miles further to Orgasm from Foreplay !
pumaman almost 8 years ago
Portland is closer… but I think I still want to go in the other direction.
Rise22 almost 8 years ago
Why is this in the comics section?
Chuck almost 8 years ago
Hey, where is Intercourse, Pa.?
rcerinys701 almost 8 years ago
Portland Me is just 80 miles up the road.
Caesar'sWife Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m pretty sure you CAN get there from there.
ScarletManuka almost 8 years ago
Driving in Newfoundland, about 200 metres past the sign to Virgin Arm is the road sign to Dildo