A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go.”
The guy thinks for a few seconds and says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!”
Considering who that picture is of, it may be 100% perfect and STILL be the worst pic that cop has ever seen. It had to be face-on; in profile they couldn’t fit his nose in unless they took the photo from across the room. . . . .
Knightman Premium Member about 8 years ago
Warning? For what, having an obstruction will driving?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 8 years ago
Jay Leno is a cop now?
Norman L Jones about 8 years ago
That doughnut stuffed cop can also block trafficHappy New year to all of ya..
jtviper7 about 8 years ago
I got a speeding ticket in the Viper once ( going 20 in a 15 )I told the judge my Viper wouldn’t do 15….Didn’t work.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go.”
The guy thinks for a few seconds and says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!”
mamajock.kimi about 8 years ago
Considering who that picture is of, it may be 100% perfect and STILL be the worst pic that cop has ever seen. It had to be face-on; in profile they couldn’t fit his nose in unless they took the photo from across the room. . . . .