The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 26, 2016

The unkindest cut of all.

You can cut the tension with a spoon.

She fell for him that first night…. when he cut in to dance with her….

he was such a sharp dresser,

and so polished….

what they used to call a “gay blade”….

Sigh….

How tines have changed.

Cutting edge humour.

His constant kitchen chatter began to ware on her.

He used to be married to a real dish, until she met a spoon who was much sharper than he.

You talkin’ to me?….You talkin’ to me?

I think Helen is reddy for a change.

He’s terrible at spooning.

“Oh, forket it.”

How about a little forking

Stay on point, folks, for the tines they are a changin’.

I can’t help noticing she’s naked…. makes me wonder what would silverware?

He’s been on edge ever since the dish ran away with the spoon.

“what they used to call a ‘gay blade’ "

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I thought that was Zorro’s twin brother.